Do you think alcohol makes you funnier? We’ll let your drinking buddies decide that but alcohol definitely makes for some great wordplay. Whether you prefer a beer with friends, seek out the fanciest cocktail, or end your night with a glass of wine, you’ll appreciate these alcohol puns.
So BYOA (bring your own alcohol), pull up a chair, and check out this smooth wordplay. Next time you snap a photo of your drink (you know you do), you’ll be Instagram caption ready!
29 Intoxicating Alcohol Puns
1. Let’s cut to the chase.
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2. Come here often?
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3. A few of these and we’ll be singing Springsteen all night long.
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4. Some advice I can get behind.
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5. A cocktail with a literary twist.
6. This seems like something Freud would do.
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7. This is one workout we’ll be sure to show up to.
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8. Can Riesling be the reason?
9. 2020 vibes.
10. This is how I’ll be greeting people from now on.
11. Or Jane. I guess Jane works too.
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12. Patrón is my patronus.
13. Break out your best Tom Cruise impression.
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14. And Jack Sparrow as a drinking buddy. Not too much to ask.
15. Mo’ money, mo’ mojitos?
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16. Yeah we’re gonna have to cap your Zombie cocktail limit at two.
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17. Don’t forget the coconut water for the morning.
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18. New drinking game – drink it before the cat knocks it off the table.
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19. Start your birthday off on the right cocktail.
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20. A statement pin for that hair of the dog brunch.
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21. With friends like these, what could go wrong?
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22. A koal-ity pun.
22. ♪ Here I am ♪
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23. Like saying yes to one more White Claw.
24. These cocktails sure are salty.
25. Vermouth is our safe word.
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26. You know what they say – you can’t pour from an empty cup…
27. New religion, who dis?
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28. This beer’s for you.
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29. It’s true.
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Original illustrations by Joe Oliver.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
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