Whoever said spring cleaning could only involve throwing things out is seriously disturbed. (Although, not as much as the person who said orange was the new pink.). These Amazon Spring products are just what you need to freshen up your space, both inside and outside.
Now, are all of these quirky products practical? Of course not. Some are just little treats to put a smile on your face in between doses of allergy medicine. But some of these Amazon finds – like the inflatable lawn chair or lotus cotton swab holders – can actually be considered useful.
And pretty! We love a multitasking queen.
So do some spring shopping for the soul and pick up these fun items for the new season. If you’re doing a group order, we’d love for you to throw #12 in your cart for us. Just don’t tell our cat.
20 Amazon Spring Products To Put In Your Cart ASAP
1. Garden Genie Gloves
These gloves have built-in claws that make you look like Wolverine while you garden. Finally, you can be the one to stab that poky cactus. Yes, revenge against a plant is totally normal. Next question?
Get it on Amazon
2. Watermelon Keg Tap Kit
Bring back the glory days of college as you try to tap this watermelon an embarrassing number of times before giving up, letting your friend do it, and settling for a cup of jungle juice.
Get it on Amazon
3. Mandalorian Baby Yoda Toaster
We were looking for a toaster with Daddy Pascal’s face on it, but we guess we can settle for this guy who’s almost as cute.
Get it on Amazon
4. Squirrel Feeder Head
If the squirrels are going to eat your bird food, you might as well make it entertaining. And really confusing for your neighbors.
Excuse us…neighbors.
Get it on Amazon
5. Raindrop Cake Kit
This kit – complete with black sugar cane syrup mix (kuromitsu) and roasted soybean powder (kinako) – lets you make your own Japanese-inspired raindrop gelatin dessert.
Because as they say, April showers bring rain in really, really weird forms. Or something like that.
Get it on Amazon
6. Unicorn Sprinkler
Turn your backyard into a magical wonderland with this unicorn sprinkler. Just hook it up to your hose and let the water flow! You can finally have the Lisa Frank-themed party of your dreams.
Consoling for the powerful feeling of nostalgia not included.
Get it on Amazon
7. Inflatable Lounge Chair
Take this inflatable chair wherever your spring activities take you. The park? Great. Camping. Excellent. A concert at a haunted Victorian mansion where they only play the sound of wind whistling through the Sahara? Kinda odd, but you’ll be sitting in comfort!
Get it on Amazon
8. Banana Slicer
This handy gadget lets you cut bananas into perfectly even pieces with just one swift motion. Warning: may also work on fingers.
Get it on Amazon
9. Cat Vase
Finally, something nice to come out of a cat’s rear end.
Get it on Amazon
10. Wine Bottle Bird Feeder
Want to attract birds to your yard while also showing off your love of wine? Just hang this bird feeder made out of a wine bottle and watch the avian visitors flock in. Except for those pretentious blue jays who only drink Côtes du Rhône varieties that were bottled before 1932.
Get it on Amazon
11. Lotus Cotton Swab Holder
If you can’t afford a trip to a White Lotus Hotel, this is the next best thing. Or, first best thing, since death by cotton swab seems pretty unlikely.
Get it on Amazon
12. Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
There’s not really a reason for this to be on an Amazon Spring products list. But there’s also not a reason. So here we are! Sorry in advance, Fluffers.
Get it on Amazon
13. Lawn Drink Holders
These lawn drink holders will keep your drinks upright and easily accessible while you enjoy the great outdoors. That is, until the mosquitos join the party.
Get it on Amazon
14. Lower Body Plant Pot
No one will notice that your plant died three weeks ago when you have a pot that’s this cute.
Get it on Amazon
15. Llama Pool Float
Take this bad boy out into the pool on a warm spring day. And when it inevitably drops 30 degrees that evening, bring him inside for some fun home decor. Just keep Fluffers away from it. He’s looking for vengeance after that whole unicorn horn thing.
Get it on Amazon
16. Solar-Powered Dancing Flower
These solar-powered dancing flowers are a fun addition to any garden or windowsill. The vibrant colors and cheerful dance moves are sure to brighten your day. And your mail person’s.
Get it on Amazon
17. Corn Kerneler
Are you tired of getting corn stuck in your teeth? This corn kerneler will make your life so much easier! Remove all the kernels from your corn without any hassle. Or emergency visits to the dentist.
Get it on Amazon
18. Watermelon Doormat
Sprinkle some sugar on it, and babes will be flocking to your doorstep faster than you can say “Harry Styles.” And by babes, we mean ants.
Get it on Amazon
19. Rose Covered Pillow
Just because it’s time to throw out your “rosé all day” decorative pillows, doesn’t mean you have to move away from the aesthetic entirely. Now about that “live, laugh, love” sign…
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20. Wall Climber Bag Hooks
Normal wall hooks? Boring. Little climbing people wall hooks? Not boring. And a good reminder that you never used that Groupon to the climbing gym around the corner! Think they’ll accept it from 2017?
Get it on Amazon
When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.
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