In the immortal words of the great French poet Daft Punk, “We’re up all night to get lucky.” And with March 17 fast approaching, we’re feeling pretty lucky with this collection of what we think are the best St. Patrick’s Day decorations on Amazon.
You may be looking for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but you won’t have to spend much gold on these budget-friendly recommendations.
From adorable gnomes (the leprechaun’s best friend) to inflatable pots of gold, you’re bound to feel very lucky with these decorations. Time to go to Vegas! (Sorry not sorry to everyone showing up to our St. Paddy’s Day party.)
The 25 Best St. Patrick’s Day Decorations on Amazon
1. Happy St. Patrick’s Day Wooden Shamrock Sign
This plaid shamrock sign is a perfect way to welcome someone into your home for the holidays. It is also a way to let someone know that, in this household, you will be pinched for not wearing green. You don’t make the rules, but you’re happy to enforce them.
2. St. Patrick’s Day Felt Garland
Forget shades of gray (as we all know Jamie Dornan has been trying to). This garland of felt shamrocks is all about shades of green. Not quite the same, unless lucky clovers are your thing. Hey, we’re not here to yuck your yum.
3. St. Patrick’s Day Gnome Plush Doll
Dorothy once said, “There’s no place like gnome.” Either that or I drastically misunderstood the point of “The Wizard of Oz.” Either way, these little green gnomes with St. Patrick’s Day accents are a perfect way to turn your house into a home (gnome? Whatever).
4. Battery-Operated Shamrock LED String Lights
We usually hate to string you along, but we love these remote-controlled green shamrock string lights. They’ll add a little twinkle in your eye and unlike me, who is living in 90-degree heat in March, they won’t overheat. At least one thing isn’t affected by climate change.
5. Gold and Green Coins
The plus side? These green and gold coins are a perfect way to fill up your pot of gold with some cute St. Patrick’s Day decorations. The downside? They’re not accepted at most stores. But you can always give it a try!
(Warning: Please don’t actually try, unless you want to make cashiers very, very annoyed.)
6. St. Patrick’s Day Table Runner
With watercolor shamrocks against a beige background, this table runner is giving “I love farmhouse decor!” It’s giving “I’m a minimalist!” It’s also giving “I spilled something green, but you’ll never tell!” And we love that for you.
7. St. Patrick’s Day Birds
Do these three plush birds have more shamrock tattoos than your cousin Jimmy from Boston? Yes. But, with their cute little beaks and green collars, they just rock it so much better. Sorry, Jimmy. But come on, you’re literally only a sixteenth Irish!
8. Glitter Gnome Snow Globe Lantern
Inside this bright green lantern are two happy, St. Patrick’s Day-themed gnomes and freshly falling snow. Light up the night with this joyful scene, even if your St. Patrick’s Day feels more like summer. Spring? We may never know her again.
9. Shamrock Wooden Table Centerpieces
I promise it’s not a sham, but these patterned green wooden shamrocks are sure to rock your St. Patrick’s Day dinner table. So tell all your friends to come on clover! (Okay, I’m out of puns, but Irish we had more! Oh, no, wait, now I’m done.)
10. Inflatable Leprechaun With Money Bag and Gold Coins
We don’t want to inflate your hopes too much, but we think this adorable inflatable leprechaun is going to give you the best St. Patrick’s Day decor on your whole block. Which may or may not be saying much if your neighbors don’t decorate for the holiday…but still, a win is a win.
11. St. Patrick’s Day Pillow Covers
This set of four St. Patrick’s Day pillow covers, with cute phrases and holiday symbols (and uh, leopard), is a perfect addition to your farmhouse decor. Which Gen Z says is out of style. But, much like skinny jeans, you can take these rustic beauties out of my cold, under-manicured, millennial hands. Farmhouse forever!
12. St. Patrick’s Day LED Train Centerpiece
Forget the Polar Express. All that kid got was a dumb bell. But a ride abroad this St. Patrick’s Day train means a ride with happy leprechauns and a lot of gold (and beer).
13. Light-Up Birch Tree With Hanging Shamrock Ornaments
Evergreens are for Christmas, but birch trees, like this light-up one with shamrock ornaments, are for St. Patrick’s Day. Since when? Since right now. We just decided it. You were there. You don’t remember?
14. St. Patrick’s Day Shamrock Wreath
We love a lot of things about this light-up shamrock-covered wreath. But our favorite thing is probably that the company that made it is called Turn Me On. Hey, we did say we wanted to get lucky!
15. Gift Boxes
Put these lighted gift boxes, with green wrapping, shamrocks, and a sparkling gold bow, out on your front porch to remind your guests that their presence is not enough of a present. Gifts aren’t just for the winter holidays, you know?
16. Shamrock Ornaments
Speaking of things that aren’t just for Christmas, this set of 40 ornaments with St. Patrick’s Day-inspired accents is perfect for hanging on the…St. Patrick’s Day tree?
If you’re the type to keep your Christmas tree up all year long (it’s me. Hi. I’m the problem.), just switch out the ornaments for these beauties and no one will know the depth of your (my) laziness.
17. Embroidered Shamrock Table Runner
Featuring embroidered shamrocks patterned on top of each other, this multi-green table runner exudes class. The inflatable leprechaun chugging beer on your front lawn? Not so much. But, hey, we’re all about balance.
18. St. Patrick’s Day Bear Figurines
Have a bear-y good St. Patrick’s Day with this set of four cute bears sporting their best St. Patrick’s Day outfits. No pinches needed for these little critters. They’re more dapper than just about any man I’ve dated. But that’s a story for my therapist, not you.
19. Solar Shamrock Stake Lights
All that glitters isn’t gold. No, for real, these glittery shamrock lights that illuminate your yard are green, not gold. And bonus: They’re solar, so you’re helping the Earth. Well except for the part where they’re made from plastic. Feel (sort of) good about that while your stomach is not feeling good from your sixth green beer.
20. St. Patrick’s Day Placemats
With a black-and-white plaid border and shamrocks in the center, this set of four placemats is a great addition to your St. Patrick’s Day dinner table. Your guests will be green with envy. Oh, no, wait, that’s just the green beer again.
21. Freestanding Wooden Clover Table Signs
This set of three green and white clover table signs is so versatile. Put them up plain or put some happy messages on them, like “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” or “Kiss me, I’m Irish” or “The leprechaun stole my gold and my underwear.” You know, typically St. Patrick’s Day messages.
22. Standing Felt Shamrock Table Signs
These green felt shamrocks add a pop of color to your holiday table and give off very natural vibes. Just like your aunt’s latest round of Botox. It looks really natural, Aunt Kelly, we swear.
23. Shamrock Lights
It’s curtains for bad decor. These hanging curtain LED lights with shamrocks dangling down really light up the night. Although they’d probably make for some pretty bad real curtains, unless you’re cool with your nosy neighbor seeing, well, everything.
24. Shamrock Mason Jars
These three decorative mason jars, with clover charms, look so simple you could easily say you made them yourself. Who would know? Boom, now you’re that crafty Pinterest girl you always aspired to be. We’ll never tell.
25. Pot of Gold Window Lights
Tell all passing leprechauns where to find the gold with this LED-illuminated window display in the shape of a pot of gold. Turns out you had the gold the whole time. So be prepared for a lot of people to come knocking for a few coins this St. Patrick’s Day. Hey, man, the economy is not that great.
She's also a published short story author who has appeared in anthologies like A Murder of Storytellers and the Abstract Elephant. Jacqueline challenges herself to learn one new skill per year, so you can often find her struggling to master crocheting, knitting, and embroidery when she's not writing.
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