No matter how you take your coffee — with trendy oat milk, somewhere in a flavored latte, or dark like your soul — it’s hard to say no to our favorite caffeine vehicle. Which is why we love these coffee puns.
If you’re a tea drinker, move it along. But, fellow coffee fans, come, sit down, and sip on this wordplay.
27 Coffee Puns
1. Maybe as much as a cup of coffee.
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2. Here’s a java-fueled mask to add to your collection.
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3. It takes two to … percolate?
4. Hot or cool, we just like beans.
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5. Feeling antsy? Maybe the one time we’ll tell you to put down the go-go juice.
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6. Come on, spill the tea.
7. I’ve come to drink with you again.
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8.You mocha me so happy.
9. We can substitute you too, sugar.
10. Speaking of, have you seen the Hocus Pocus Frappuccinos?
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11. Gives ‘toe beans’ a whole new meaning.
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12. And by grind, we mean making one of these delicious Dalgona coffees! (Ok, and Animal Crossing.)
13. We can always count on you.
14. And we don’t mean the coffee.
15. The most misunderstood coffee.
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16. What can we say — we lack boundaries!
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17. Welcome to procrastination station.
18. Send more coffee.
19. Maybe it’s time you took a short break from Twitter.
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20. Is mustache envy a thing?
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21. Have we been here before?
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22. You can make a pun out of almost anything Vanilla Ice related.
23. It’s a tough job to keep us all functioning.
24. And, also three shots of espresso.
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25. ♪ Pressure pushing down on me ♪
26. Come. Join the dark side.
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27. Have you heard the news?
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
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