Which Peeps Flavor Are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

Whether you celebrate Easter or not, we can all appreciate the true star of the season: Peeps. Everyone has an opinion on the flavored marshmallows shaped like chicks and bunnies. Love them, hate them, or want to explode them in the microwave, they’re here to party. Just like your weird downstairs neighbor.

What you may not know, however, is just how many Peeps flavors actually exist. So, we took the best of the best and paired them with astrological signs. And now you can add “most like Cotton Candy Peeps” to your dating profile. Tbh, that tells us so much more about you than “works in marketing” and “loves dogs.”

Your Peeps match was written in the stars. Are you ready to seal your fate? Sorry it’s sticky. We’ve already started eating them.

Your Signature Peeps Flavor, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: Hot Tamales

The packaging on Hot Tamales Peeps says “fierce cinnamon,” so cardinal fire sign Aries was the obvious choice here. They’re red hot and super cute, so it’s hard to imagine getting mad at them. But we’re sure Aries will find a way.

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Taurus: Chocolate Caramel Swirl

This indulgent and luxurious flavor perfectly encapsulates the hedonistic Taurus. And chicks kinda look like bulls, right? Good thing we have vision insurance.

Gemini: The Original Donut Shop Coffee

Geminis are booked and busy. To make it through their long days of dancing on TikTok and admiring themselves in the mirror, they’ll need an extra shot of caffeine. Or at least a few coffee-flavored Peeps. Which also happens to be the nickname we have for our co-worker group chat.

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Cancer: Original, Dipped in Milk Chocolate

Original Peeps are classic and nostalgic, and the chocolate dipped exterior makes these even more of a decadent comfort food. That’s why they’re perfect for the highly intuitive water sign, Cancer, who gives off a warm and comforting presence. That’s also why the chocolate is getting all melty.

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Leo: Fruit Punch

Leos like to command attention, and Fruit Punch Peeps are nothing if not show-stoppers. But really, Leo, have a seat. The Hamilton cast is getting annoyed.

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Virgo: Sugar Free

Peeps are not the most practical snack, but the sugar-free version is more so. This pack of Peeps is so sensible, only a Virgo could love it. And only a Pisces could love said Virgo. We’ve been listening to a lot of Loggins and Messina.

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Libra: Party Cake

Fashionable Libras like to keep everyone happy. And, what is a birthday cake if not something that inspires joy? These highly social air signs are the life of the party. If that’s ok?

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Scorpio: Sour Watermelon

If you can get through their steely, secretive exteriors, Scorpios are big softies underneath. Just like Sour Watermelon Peeps: first they’re sour, then they’re sweet. And then they’re getting sweet, sweet revenge. Hide the car keys.

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Sagittarius: Froot Loops

Adventurous Sagittarius is always down for a good time, and they’re known for their fun, playful personalities. Just like Froot Loops! What do you mean you’ve been eating them?!

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Capricorn: Original

Capricorns are practical and turned off by anything they deem superfluous. So why mess with a good thing? Jury’s still out on whether the invention of sugar-coated marshmallows actually was a good thing. Good thing Capricorn is on the case.

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Aquarius: Root Beer Float

It’s an unexpected flavor, and it pairs well with the independent and quirky Aquarius. Even more unexpected is the fact that eating one will make you float to the top of the ceiling. And this isn’t even a Roald Dahl book.

Pisces: Cotton Candy

Emotional and dreamlike, Pisces often have their heads in the cotton-candy-like clouds. Plus, Pisces are known for being sweet, and it’s hard to imagine anything sweeter than cotton candy-flavored marshmallows. Rihanna is the exception, not the rule. Obviously.

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Laura Davis

Laura is the Boston-based Editor at Let's Eat Cake. She currently writes about products, entertainment news, beauty trends, and food, and has contributed to a variety of lifestyle publications, including Popular Science and Flixed. She is also the co-founder of Adultescence, a podcast and blog for post grads, where she writes about friendship and dating.

When she's not typing away on her laptop, you can find Laura working on her MBA at Boston College, listening to Taylor Swift, or sweating it out at an OrangeTheory class. Follow her on Instagram @LauraKristine21 and LinkedIn.