When the Germans invented pretzels in 610 AD, they created a snack that imitates people. Some are hard, some are soft, most are salty, and when they live in harmony, life is good. They’re all you need, really. That and these pretzel puns.
If soft pretzels are your favorite movie snack or you just really can’t get enough of Oktoberfest, there’s no way you’ll get salty over these Instagram-worthy captions. Especially if you pair them with these Peanut Butter Pretzel Cookies.
15 of the Knottiest Pretzel Puns
1. In the words of Thug Life…
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2. Such a softie.
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3. We love other things too. We just can’t think of them right now.
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4. When you’re feeling a little knotty.
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5. When you need to apologize for your stale attitude.
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6. Don’t worry. 30 is still totally fresh… ish?
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7. And carbs.
8. You’ve got our emotions all twisted up.
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9. When you want to start a game of Twister.
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10. Maybe we should try yoga after all.
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11. You Down with S-A-L-T? (Yeah, You Know Me!)
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12. True love.
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13. It’s time to replace the donut wall trend with a pretzel bar.
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14. Seriously. No cap.
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15. We want to be it!
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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