There are really two types of people: those that hate being cold and those who are lying to themselves. Whether you’re enjoying winter by sipping hot chocolate by the fire as the snow falls or you’re counting down the days until it’s spring, odds are you’ll post something on Instagram this season. And, for that, here are some winter puns for your captions.
We’ve done all the legwork so sit back, curl up in your snuggie, and keep this winter wordplay on deck for all those frosty selfies.
Funny Winter Puns
1. Fireside is the best side.
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2. How we greet people at the ski lodge. If we actually went to ski lodges.
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3. We’re the perfect pair.
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4. Don’t forget your no-slip shoes.
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5. Make sure to bundle up!
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6. We can’t tell if this is a genius or terrible idea.
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7. The perfect card for all the snowboarders in your life.
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8. Literally, we’re wrapped in one of those burrito blankets.
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9. Every season is guac season.
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10. Snowstorm necessities.
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11. Down, kitty.
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12. This print will definitely spruce things up for the winter.
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13. Honestly, what’s worse? The cold or kale?
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14. Mallow out with these hot chocolate bombs.
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15. Winter is coming … you may as well eat cookies and make jokes about it.
16. If you’re terrible at gift-giving, own it.
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17. The perfect gift for your mischievous friends.
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18. Show how much you really appreciate someone with these punny cookies.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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